Friday, April 24, 2009

Five Random Things I Can't Say to Someone's Face

1) Stop pretending you care about what that person is saying.. you're just waiting to hear your own voice.
2) Please, please, please... take your fucking depression medication! I'm tired of this!
3) DO NOT yell or scream when I'm driving! What the hell is wrong with you!?
4) The toilet has a fucking handle. Flush it.
5) How the hell do you get hammered tonight and wake up for an 8am exam tomorrow and ace it?

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